The stars don't need trained professionals to read them. Fate has been moving since before humans appeared in this world and it will work its wonders after we've gone. That's why we like to invite new people to our humble blog to read the weekly horoscopes from a fresh perspective.
Last week one of the interns at the Zen Ramblings office noticed that we were experiencing a slight goblin infestation in our supply closet. The little pests were wasting our sticky notes, eating our year's supply of Funyuns and occasionally mugging passers by. When all attempts to clear out the goblins ourselves failed, we turned to the Internet for help. One quick Yelp search brought up the savior of our workspace, a freelance barbarian named Yu'Shok. He arrived clad in a leather loincloth, gripping a massive battleaxe stained with various kinds of organic material. After he made short (and messy) work of our little, green inconveniences, we asked him to stick around and read this week's charts.