The stars don't need trained professionals to read them. Fate has been moving since before humans appeared in this world and it will work its wonders after we've gone. That's why we like to invite new people to our humble blog to read the weekly horoscopes from a fresh perspective.
Though this column is dedicated to allowing those who don't usually interpret the stars to enlighten us with their non-traditional take on the weekly charts, we don't want to be mistaken for folks who let someone write the horoscopes willy-nilly. It takes a fair amount of experience to interpret the ebb and flow of countless fates. In that regard, perhaps no one in the world is more qualified to read the stars than Captain Adventure, star of over a dozen video games since the mid 1980's. It is estimated that the good Captain has accrued some 180 million experience points in the past twenty five years. Here's what he has to say about the daily trials of all the non-super heroes out there.