home put in boxes

change of address forms filled out

life begins again

shame to stay indoors

nothing to watch anyway

sun instead of tube

the dark knight battles

all the crazies of Gotham

for no one else can

The stars don't need trained professionals to read them. Fate has been moving since before humans appeared in this world and it will work its wonders after we've gone. That's why we like to invite new people to our humble blog to read the weekly horoscopes from a fresh perspective.

When we heard that Princess Yomoguchi Starlight of the extremely popular anime series Super Delicious Mango Exceptional Saga was going to be in the United States, we just couldn't pass up the opportunity to offer her this week's horoscopes. Adorably, Her Highness of Starlight misunderstood our proposition and came to the Zen Ramblings office prepared to battle twelve intergalactic monsters in some sort of tournament. When we explained what her actual task would be, a massive bead of sweat appeared beside her head and she agreed not to kill any of us with lasers... today.

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some yanks want to be

down under with blokes and birds

soaking in the sun

with alluring heat

the fullness of summer blooms

thirty-one great days

versatile and bold

a treat above all others

the New World's great gift

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Because I believe it is necessary and because Lucas was kind enough to give me this segment of his film to do so, I have taken it upon myself to describe my experience while in the custody of the Texas National Guard. First and foremost, I want to make it clear that I was not harmed nor was I mistreated in any way during the extent of my detention. Though I still find it insulting and politically unjustifiable to be arrested simply for appearing foreign, I don't want to make the ordeal out to be anything other than what it was.

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The stars don't need trained professionals to read them. Fate has been moving since before humans appeared in this world and it will work its wonders after we've gone. That's why we like to invite new people to our humble blog to read the weekly horoscopes from a fresh perspective.

One should never conduct a seance on a whim. It is dangerous and disrespectful to conjure the souls of the departed without a proper understanding of what it might do to the plane of the living. Back in 1979 an individual by the name of Joey Nathanson didn't take his supernatural responsibilities seriously and he ended up evoking the spirits of three dead US Presidents: George Washington, Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy. Rather than seek revenge on Joey for his mistake, the executive specters decided to do some good for the world by forming the Presidential Ghost Force, solving mysteries and putting criminals behind bars with their fantastic powers. Here's what they have to say about this week's horoscopes.

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At the time of this recording, the majority of my crew and I have been restricted to three rooms on the fourth floor of the State Hotel in Dallas, Texas for eighteen hours. It is unlikely we will be going anywhere anytime soon. I want to make it clear that we have not been arrested, exactly, nor are we considered legally detained. In fact, should we request it, we could all be taken to the NAR border station through which we crossed into Texas yesterday afternoon. We will not do this because one of us, our cameraman Manolo Vasquez, has been in the custody of the Texas National Guard ever since we were separated at Checkpoint 16 along International Highway 20.

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