Gay Haiku

By msarko on 10/15/09 12:26am
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I just don't get guys

they never understand me

it's hard to be gay

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Gay, Socialist President

Submitted by Karl Marrx on 10/19/09 6:15am.

Aren't we about due for a Gay, Socialist President?Put down your haterade and embrace your inner broke back!

Stupid or offensive?

Submitted by lisala on 2/15/10 12:34am.

Or both?

Seriously, dude, I just clicked on the the "Karl Marrx" link embeded in your user name, and woah.

I don't know whether to be more annoyed by your really idiotic attempts to duplicate African-American/Black dialect (which, btw, is astonshingly flexible and elegant when used by a native speaker) or you racist idiocy.

And then to hitch it to queer issues?

Is your linked post more stupid or more offensive? I am honestly on the horns of a dilemma.

It's hard to be straight

Submitted by Anon Female on 2/14/10 4:05pm.

Just browsing by, and want to make a note here. I don't get guys, they don't understand women, it's hard to be straight. 

Love gay haikus though, there needs to be more of them. <3

It's all hard

Submitted by lisala on 2/20/10 12:36am.

<i>I don't get guys, they don't understand women, it's hard to be straight.</i>

I'm not sure, quite, where to begin with this. If it's "hard," maybe you're doing it wrong? Or maybe, you shouldn't be doing it at all?

On the other hand, it's not like it's easy to be queer, either.

So maybe, what we should all try to do is be grownups. Be honest, be true to ourselves and our loved ones, and be real. Stop trying to be something we aren't, stop pretending, and start being true adult human beings with flaws and foibles and problems and the unfathomable miraculous ability to love and be loved.

And that's just hard all around, but worth it.

Damn! Lighten up! It was cute

Submitted by Fido on 4/15/10 12:15pm.

Damn! Lighten up! It was cute haiku, nothing else. Just three lines of simple poetry. Sheesh!