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This holo-memo has been delivered to your work station, Employee Resident #6850-D, because you are one of 38 Employee Residents whose living quarters have been re-appropriated by Core Control as an accelerant storage facility in preparation for the upcoming Federation of Alpha Centauri Satellites and Fusion Stations Explosion Appreciation Cycle. We apologize for the inconvenience and assure you that, with proper respiration assistance equipment and a reduced-price dose of sleep supplements, use of your living quarters for regular rest should not be an issue. Our records show that you have spent exactly 37.89% of your designated rest hours during the past Employee Resident monitored review period in the living quarters of Employee Resident #7157-J. Please note that if the recent re-appropriation of your quarters compels you to increase this percentage, you will be required to attain a partial cohabitation permit prior to achieving 45% co-sleep.

Upon the FACSFS Explosion Appreciation Cycle, at least two members of Core Control Security will enter your living quarters between hours 3.00 and 6.00 to remove the accelerant pods and transport them to the facility cannon array. Your designation will be mentioned just prior to the use of any munitions that are more than 25% accelerant content from your living quarters. For your patience in the pre-Explosion Appreciation Cycle period, you will be permitted to leave your work station one half hour before all Employee Residents who have not been inconvenienced by preparations for the event. In light of this, we encourage you and the 42 other inconvenienced Employee Residents currently participating in the Level 80 Protein Construction Department to be gracious to Employee Resident #9001-H when you leave your work stations earlier than him during the Explosion Appreciation Cycle.

Prior to the main event of the Explosion Appreciation Cycle festivities, all Employee Residents (excluding those who work in Lab 35) will be permitted to enter the Top Station Observation Dome where there will be complementary cake injections and a kiosk of fairly-priced optic stimulant bulbs. Musical entertainment will be provided by FACSFS-approved popular sound creation specialists Drew Bolfisch and the Androids of Affection, followed by a brief, inspirational broadcast message from Zecron Sector Orbital Labs Director Cromelin.

After Director Cromelin's message, Core Control Security will begin bombardment of Planet Willowhall-5 and its 13 moons. Spectral analysis of Willowhall-5 has shown an above-average oxygen content, which should provide a suitably entertaining ratio of fire to debris. Due to the minor, if mysterious, propulsion problem Zecron Sector Orbital Labs experienced subsequent to the Mandatory Ethanol Endurance Test the survey teams from Labs 16 and 77 were only able to scan 8 of Willowhall-5's moons for signs of life. None of the 8 proved to be life-supporting, so Core Control has deemed the entire system appropriate for the Explosion Appreciation exercise. In addition, the various chemical signatures of the moons should provide a suitably colorful display upon ignition.

Thank you again for the use of your living quarters as a temporary accelerant storage facility, Employee Resident #6850-D. We hope you will enjoy all of the festivities during FACSFS Explosion Appreciation Cycle.

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